Today was the rapture…didn’t you notice?
According to the totally trustworthy official website 2010Rature.org……. today was the Rapture.
http://2010rapture.org/thedayandhour.html
I guess you didn’t notice either….so that must mean that we’re all left here to fight…right?
Why does no one call these crazies out about this stupid shit. I mean really.
I wonder if these people are crazy enough to think that maybe they didn’t do everything they were supposed to, and therefore they were “Left Behind” as well.
Oh wait…there’s a disclaimer at the bottom of the page:
“This web site looks for the best scenario of the coming time in light of the Bible and history. It is not an absolute prediction.”
Damn. And I was all about to buy his book…a little late I know…but still, maybe he was off by a year.
If i thought I could sell a few books, I’d be registering all the domain names possible: 2011Rapture, 2012Rapture, 2013Rapture…i mean…eventually he’ll be right, except it won’t be the rapture…it will be the big damn asteroid or comet that ploughs into the earth in a couple of hundred-thousand years. But who’ll be laughing then….well…not him….but his great great great great great great great great <you get the picture> grandson who is still running and updating the website.
Loser.
